Ashton Kutcher

Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.

Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!

by itwillbecomeannonymousforever June 15, 2013

ashton drake

A fucking cunt who should stop googling himself. You fucking narcissistic prick.

Oh god, this kid in my school was such an Ashton Drake.

by 8lue0range September 19, 2017

Ashton

Ashton great at having sex makes you horney and all that he does

Wow ashton was great last night

What do you mean

He made me orgasm in 2 minutes

by The guy with all the women March 16, 2019

assmongrels

One who clings to the buttocks of another; Derogatory term for an unsavory person who is quite fond of the anus.

Those old coots were just a bunch of assmongrels.
He's an assmongrol

by the poopsmith July 9, 2003

ahmondae

ahmondae is an incredible young man who doesn’t know his potential. he’s so easy to love and very funny. it’s hard for him to express himself ,but he’s easy to read. he can be very mean at times, but he always makes up for it. you don’t want to lose an ahmondae they’re rare.

“ahmondae is very cool😂”.

by thecoolkid🙂 March 12, 2019

Asmongoldism

When you think you're so right, autism isn't enough

I am a literally made dustin hoffman roll in his grave, before he did. (Asmongoldism for the poorly designed system to meet the brain aneurysm(

by bruno4 March 31, 2021

ashtonisalilrebel

The swaggest and best 5sos tiktok account

ashtonisalilrebel would like to suck michaels toes 👁👅👁

by calumlefttoe June 8, 2021