rough as a badger's arse

Adjective: Very rough, either literally, as in an unshaven gentleman's chin or figuratively as in uncivilised or things or behaviour.

"The people who moved in next door have parked their tarmac wagon across our drive again and stolen all the apples off our tree."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."

rough as a badger's arse by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

high as a giraffe's ass 

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.

You: I'm high as a giraffe's ass.
Me: Stick yo head in that giraffe's ass then.

high as a giraffe's ass by thiiiiick November 29, 2013

As dry as A witch's tit 

Referring to something extremely dry.

The Sahara dessert is as dry as A witch's tit

As dry as A witch's tit by rock musika September 3, 2021

Now that's edgy as fuck!

"Now that's edgy as fuck!" is a phrase used in the Filthy Frank series of YouTube videos created by George "Joji" Miller.

That early pubescent kid trying to be cool: "YO GUYS I WATCH PORN LIKE 10 TIMES A DAY!"
One of his classmates, jokingly: "Now that's edgy as fuck!"

Now that's edgy as fuck! by BigBrainBosnian April 28, 2020

as rough as old dog's tits 

means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel

That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.

or

After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.

as rough as old dog's tits by AnnaHughes August 3, 2007

empty as your grandma's panties 

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.

Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.

empty as your grandma's panties by Hoon35 May 24, 2006

As hard as a goat's knee 

Something so hard/tough, like a lump of stale bread or an oul' scone, you can't hardly bite it.

Jayz lads, thon bun's as hard as a goat's knee!

As hard as a goat's knee by Wingwah March 28, 2019