When someone who was previously normal loses all sense of logical reasoning. They make others lose brain cells from trying to understand them. Some symptoms may include horrid language skills, inability for others to understand, stupidity, rambunctious behavior, etc. It is considered peak Niggatry, which is then followed by normalcy. This could last from only 2 seconds to your whole life.
Guy 1: Bc I sit go anywhere I'm shutin for today until like 2
Guy 2: Idek if that is even english.
Guy 3: This man had a cardibacular arrest.
Guy 2: Idek if that is even english.
Guy 3: This man had a cardibacular arrest.
by Dr. Desiigner June 4, 2019

The moment in which a person, desperately needing to take a shit, is forced to stiffen up, clamp their ass cheeks as hard as possible, and make their way to the bathroom as fast as they can in their awkward, waddling position in order to avoid shitting themselves.
Joey: "Did you see the way Tim left the room? He looked like a fucking penguin. Should we call an ambulance?"
Dave: "Nah bro, he's entered shittiac arrest. He's in god's hands now."
Dave: "Nah bro, he's entered shittiac arrest. He's in god's hands now."
by Fuck a handle September 6, 2017

When you are well aware everyone knows you've shit yourself and all you can do is walk away, clean yourself and die (inside).
I thought something was wrong with Gerald when he got up and ran off, but then It smelled like poop. Gerald just went into shartiac arrest.
by Shitbird? January 24, 2017

Cardiac arrest never happens in real life, of course, but "there oughtta be a law" against trifling with someone's affections.
by QuacksO October 5, 2018

by iamlazarus August 18, 2007

Michael Bluth finds himself forced to stay in Orange County and run the family real estate business after his father, George Bluth Sr., is sent to prison for committing white-collar crime. He tries to juggle the wants and needs of his spoiled and eccentric family while being a good role model for his teenage son, George Michael.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

Bro: Dude, if I don't grab a pack soon I might go into Marlboroltory Arrest!
Dude: Fucking Smokers...
Dude: Fucking Smokers...
by petuniafish September 10, 2011
