billie joe armstrong

A very talented musician, who plays guitar, drums, harmonica, mandolin and piano (and i'm sure a whole lot more). He is the lead singer of a musically talented band called Green Day. He's been singing since he was about 4 and I have to admit the singing has paid off. He's got one of the best rocker voices known to man! He writes most of the songs for Green Day and is very good with that!
He is married and has 2 kids and I find it very disturbing that 14 year old girls are turned on by a 34 year old happily married man with kids. Find someone your own age!

Teen : Omg i love Billie joe armstrong he is like my future husband!
Me : You know he's married right?
Teen : What? Your kidding right?
Me : Nope, plus he's got 2 kids!
Teen : No my life has ended!!!!
Me : For gods sake.. he's 34! and your 14!!!
Teen : So?
Me : What has this world come to?!!!!

by gdlun May 16, 2006

Neil Armstrong

first man on the moon, famous astronaut.

neil armstrong rules!

by anonymous March 26, 2005

Armstrong-ing

Following in Lance Armstrong's footsteps and using drugs to cheat in sport

"Did you see that girl in the Under 15's basketball? She was 6 foot 5 and had a beard!"
"Yeah man. She was obviously Armstrong-ing

by bilbobagginthebitches January 19, 2013

Armstrong Middle School

A middle school in Plano, Texas filled with fake wanna-be drug dealers that claim fake gangs. Every few weeks the bathrooms are closed because some dummy tried selling drugs in there and got caught. Students fight at 8:00 in the morning. The counselors don't do shit there except change your classes and make half-assed speeches about mental health. They do have a pretty good sports and instrument team tho.

Kid 1: hey bro what middle school did you go to?
Kid 2: Armstrong Middle School
Kid 1: *books it*

by bedsheettoes January 29, 2021

Armstrong

The worst Bio professor on the planet. Spent the whole lecture time talking about how sweet potatoes are fucking YAMS. A Lil bitch boy when it comes to handing out a pop quiz. Alos dummy looking.

Wow you are such an Armstrong

by Lil Rack Don't Cap April 26, 2022

Billie Joe Armstrong

Frontman and guitarist of Green Day, the best friggin band on the planet, who is a Sex God!

At the Green Day concert last night, by friend threw her panties at Billie Joe Armstrong, sexiest man alive.

by MissCleo July 23, 2004

Jack Armstrong

Slang Name, no offence to any dude who might actually have this name -- I know of no Jack Armstrong. A dude who Jacks off so much that he has developed huge forearms as a result.

I think Popeye is a Jack Armstrong. Look at his forearms. He is a sailor and his girlfriend is OLIVE OIL. Together they found SWEET PEA.

by Brutus & Bluto Blockhead May 31, 2006