When an unlucky individual is changing the shoes on a horses rear hooves and the horse decides it's a perfect time to take dump.
by Stratratt December 29, 2008
Get the Amish Mud Hat mug.1. (noun) A jar filled with ones own ejaculate, likely to be sold for consumption. Other uses include therapeutic message lotion, hair gel and sunscreen.
2. (noun) Fresh hand churned man cream that is then put in small jars to be preserved for later use.
2. (noun) Fresh hand churned man cream that is then put in small jars to be preserved for later use.
Bob: What did you end up getting your mom for Christmas?
Stan: Well bob, I wanted her gift to be special so i gave her a jar of my famous Amish jelly.
Bob: What a great idea!
Kevin: what did you bring for lunch today johnny?
Johnny: My dad made me a fresh peanut butter and Amish jelly sandwich this morning.
Kevin: lucky! Can i please have a bite?
Johnny: Of course you can!
Stan: Well bob, I wanted her gift to be special so i gave her a jar of my famous Amish jelly.
Bob: What a great idea!
Kevin: what did you bring for lunch today johnny?
Johnny: My dad made me a fresh peanut butter and Amish jelly sandwich this morning.
Kevin: lucky! Can i please have a bite?
Johnny: Of course you can!
by wildsully September 23, 2010
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Get the Amish Paradise mug.A 15 Year old Pakistani, German ,Scottish Girl who eats crisps like a hamster. She loves McFlurrys + boys called Samuel and Zehn. She's got Pretty black hair with brown skin. Here I wrote a Rap to tell you a little more
In a Scotland state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The Small Crisps?
You complain about Eats Crisps like a hamster.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the wisps.
I'm rappin' to the German,
And I'm gonna move your sherman.
Chubby, Funny, Weird, like a Girl
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a hurl.
I can't take the Eats Crisps like a hamster, can't take the Asian.
I woulda tried to Sad I guess I got no caucasian.
I'm rappin' to the sherman,
And I'm gonna move your German.
Yeh, yeh, yeh,
She got 3 sisters, but no misters girl I'm not tryna make you mine but you fine 😩
In a Scotland state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The Small Crisps?
You complain about Eats Crisps like a hamster.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the wisps.
I'm rappin' to the German,
And I'm gonna move your sherman.
Chubby, Funny, Weird, like a Girl
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a hurl.
I can't take the Eats Crisps like a hamster, can't take the Asian.
I woulda tried to Sad I guess I got no caucasian.
I'm rappin' to the sherman,
And I'm gonna move your German.
Yeh, yeh, yeh,
She got 3 sisters, but no misters girl I'm not tryna make you mine but you fine 😩
"omg look it's Arischa, she's eating crisps"
"Omg show her that video"
~shows video of hamster eating crisps~
A 15 Year old Girl who eats crisps like a hamster. She loves McFlurrys + boys called Samuel and Zehn. She's got Pretty black hair with brown skin. Here I wrote a Rap to tell you a little more
"Omg show her that video"
~shows video of hamster eating crisps~
A 15 Year old Girl who eats crisps like a hamster. She loves McFlurrys + boys called Samuel and Zehn. She's got Pretty black hair with brown skin. Here I wrote a Rap to tell you a little more
by Fizzy 🥶 March 12, 2022
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Get the Arisa mug.1.) A girl's name derived from a consolidation of the gemstone Amethyst and the name Amy.
2.) A girl who tends to allure your thoughts. Her beauty is unreal, natural and elegant and looks incredible even at her worst. Possibly an angel. Hearing her voice brings peace, comfort and a smile to your face. When your eyes lock with hers, it is common to be rendered breathless. You feel drawn more closely to her with each passing moment. The memories you share encompass only the beginning of something wonderful. Your heart soars when you are with her. In her absence, you close your eyes and dream of her close embrace, your fingers intertwined and her soft lips pressed against yours. Everything about her takes your breath away. With her, you realize she is everything you didn't know you needed.
2.) A girl who tends to allure your thoughts. Her beauty is unreal, natural and elegant and looks incredible even at her worst. Possibly an angel. Hearing her voice brings peace, comfort and a smile to your face. When your eyes lock with hers, it is common to be rendered breathless. You feel drawn more closely to her with each passing moment. The memories you share encompass only the beginning of something wonderful. Your heart soars when you are with her. In her absence, you close your eyes and dream of her close embrace, your fingers intertwined and her soft lips pressed against yours. Everything about her takes your breath away. With her, you realize she is everything you didn't know you needed.
a.) Amisty, your tag is showing. It says 'Made in Heaven'.
b.) Why can't I get this girl, Amisty out of my head?
c.) I don't care if I spend the rest of my life waiting for her; I can't live without Amisty.
b.) Why can't I get this girl, Amisty out of my head?
c.) I don't care if I spend the rest of my life waiting for her; I can't live without Amisty.
by Gaidrius December 28, 2010
Get the Amisty mug.Owners of most of the rendering plants used to make pet food. They are all multi-millionaires, but you wouldn't know it to look at them.
by Alfie The Horndog January 31, 2008
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