Armando

Armando a person that thinks thier cool but has no friends and, also likes girls that push him away. He also has a small penis with 17 balls. I don't know why but he is in middle school and he is 12 or 13 and turning 13 or 14 in the 23rd he is a stupid middle schooler that slips on a ball and cries for no actual reason it only hit his anqole like a little bitch he once had a 3 sub with 2 other boys named Ricardo and Anthony yes that's it

stefheny:Do you know that guy with a small penis
Jessica: must be an Armando
Stefheny: how did you know are you a mind reader

by Codmobilebit61 October 17, 2019

armando

A mexican with a micro penis

Armando you get no bitches .

by BlackUnicorns July 27, 2016

Armando

Feminist ,always tries to start an argument is a monkey

Armando is a boy

by Greatly new definer2.0 April 2, 2017

armandomazing

Something beyond amazing but unexplainable

That is Armandomazing Art

by Xaeheart October 6, 2016

Armando

An obese guy who survives solely on Hot Pockets and never remembers how much rent is due at the beginning of the month although the number never changes. Probably eating a bologna sandwich and playing Xbox Live.

Armando asked me how much rent is again, just like last month.

by bitchin101 October 4, 2017

Armandoed

Screwing over your boys over a silly joke or likes on social media

“You totally armandoed me with that Instagram post bro”
“Wow you just gonna put me on the spot like that? You’re such an armando”

by Britoburrito May 10, 2018

Armando

that kid at your school that is just a bitch to you even though you are best friends with him.

"Hey, was he able to help you with the homework?"

"No he ended up being an Armando"

by Kowalski&BradenDaGOATS September 27, 2019