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Anne is my wife. She has red hair and a hand-me-down robe; she’s probably a Weasley. Except she’s a slytherin. Anne doesn’t like dirty jokes or swearing, but is a fan of murder. She is a good wife in that she will murder anyone who tries to fuck with me. Sometimes she is quiet but is still popular and everyone likes her. She is also very smart. She reads at the speed of light and is in accelerated math. She is a chopsticks (the game) prodigy. She will use her knowledge to tutor her friends for free.
Friend: yo is that Anne?
Me: yeah, I want to kiss her so bad
Friend: wtf

Anne: will you marry me?
Me: ok

Me: are you cheating on me
Anne: yes, I am. Suck it up
Me: …
Me: I’m keeping the toaster
Me: *runs away and cries*
Anne by definitelynotawkwardsloth October 24, 2022
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Anne is a cool seatmate to have and generally a fun person to be around with, Anne is also one of the prettiest and nicest people out there
Heard of Johan's new seatmate Anne?
Anne by MimikyuSimp December 14, 2022
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A blessing from the lord himself. Anne is the most kind and loving person that you can come across ever. (And funny 😉). Although she is so beautiful, she can be a little bit insecure at times - be sure you tell her how gorgeous she is. If you have an anne in your life, u think that is is safe to say that you are one of the luckiest people to ever walk the earth.
Hannah talking to Rebecca

Hannah: I love my best friend Anne soooo much.

Rebecca: you are friends with Anne?? Lucky!
Anne by Hannahwashere123 April 8, 2023
A cross between a sparkly spandex boob tube and a walking mattress
That bloody Anne, she's a proper Lancashire mattress all dressed to the nines in a bad-ass boob tube. A dirty stop out who never home until after 8am in the morning!!!
Anne by MAF2023 June 26, 2023
A red-headed, obstinate girl.
Person 1: Who is that carrot-topped girl?
Person 2: Careful! If Anne hears you, she'll crack her slate over your head.
Anne by khwejja October 12, 2023
Anne is really shit at tennis, and I'd beat her ass anyday. She is a midget and supports the Russian invasion of ukraine. She would smash Putin and marry him. She's also very short, and shes a midget. She's old and not good at biology. She's speaks alot and said Islam is bad. Goodnight Anne.
Anne is stupid.
Anne by Fuck Anne November 12, 2023
Anne is a person who vibe kill. You can be playing music and vibing but then she will turn off the music and everyone will get mad at her.
Uhh. Anne is such a vibe kill. She doesnt like to see anyone else to have fun.
Anne by YouTube: CrAzYKiDs13 November 29, 2023