Angleton

A small town on the Texas gulf coast where the beer is cold and the women are easy. The population of Angleton is very diverse, you have rednecks, athletes, EMOs, bikers, thugs, and wannabe whiteboy thugs. Those with half of a brain realize there is no future in this town and get out. The perks of growing up in this town is that you learn about sex at an early age, must be something in the water, the women are all freaks.

Guy in Houston: I'm horny tonight, what are we going to do?
Friend: I know this freak down in Angleton, we can sneak thru her window later on and run train.

by AtownNative May 12, 2007

Angle Lock

An submission move that forces a person to tap out. This procedure involve, firstly, smacking someone's face flat on the floor. Next, you reach for their foot(left or right), grab it, and twist the fuck out of it. This will cause a drastic pain in the ankle portion. Eventually, the person will either tap out or allow their ankle to be snap. It' America, Freedom of Choice: Tap Out or Snap. Angle Lock was a special move by Kurt Angle.

Vy tapped out due to an Angle Lock.

by BenchMax345 March 3, 2008

angle of the dangle

The angle of a male erection.

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie and the heat of the meat.

by guy343432 August 23, 2006

The Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

by Timmer8 January 11, 2009

angle

The word boys use to call you but their dumb and don't know how to spell "angel"

Alec- wow she's perfect, such an angle

by wowthatsgreat April 5, 2017

Kurt Angle

Someone who enjoys drinking a big glass of milk, eating chocolate chip cookies, and taking some viagra.

Kurt Angle is also known for blurting out ''It's true! It's true!'' before someone finishes their statement.

Kurt Angle's Pizza Hut commercial also happened to place 1st in America's Funniest Home Videos.

Kurt Angle is a true American hero.

by Environmentalist October 17, 2008

angle theory

unattractive people will take photos from various angles to give the illusions of looking better than they actually appear. Common in dating sites, as well as social networking sites such as nexopia, facebook, myspace.

The angly theory is used mostly by fat chicks. High angles give the illusion of height, and reduce the apperance of fat. When meeting someone from the net, always ask for multiple pictures.

remember: girls in photos are fatter than they appear

mike: check out this cool artsy pic that this girl i've been talking to on myspace sent me.
ryan: Dude..the angle theory predicts that she's fat

by TKOD March 9, 2008