almond eyes

An asian person who's eyes resemble almonds.

Why are those damn almond eyes so damn smart?

by Alex \m/ April 14, 2008

almond milk

A term used for almonds pureed in water. Usually described as almond milk because it's hard to say "nut juice" with a straight face.

Teacher: I prefer almond milk, or as I like to call it, "nut juice!"
Students: *snickering*
Teacher: Did I say something?
Jeff: Mr. Barnett, you're being such a faggot...

by Intelligence001 August 15, 2016

Almond

A girl who's whole body is shaped like an almond. Wears granny panties and is proud of her muffin top, has a twin brother named pistachio who she hates. Love sto read, yell at kids, and wear granny training bras. Usually named Amber

Jamie: I SEE AN ALMOND
Lily: You mean the new girl named Amber Brown

by pooman gill goot goot January 29, 2016

Crap Almond

Means everything and everyone. Can be used in any situation but especially useful in expressing emotion.

How did your test go?
I failed it, I totally feel like a crap almond.

by happinesswithwings January 9, 2009

almond joy

A white mans penis, with lumps.

Bro, let me eat your almond joy.

by GIngyboi June 1, 2020

ivory almonds

Slang term for Morphine or pills such as oxycontin or Valium.

Do you have any ivory almonds left in your bag?

by Ziobear2 July 28, 2018

almond extract

an extract used in baking that you can get drunk on but it burns like hell. vanilla tastes way better but is more expensive. see lemon extract.

ugh, I'm 17 and I look like it, no wayy can I buy beer.

well, you could buy something crappier at the grocery store. almond extract's cheapish.

by ladybugbunny October 26, 2009