Found primarily on social network sites like Facebook or Myspace, an alert rape is when an individual's profile is flooded with updates/notifications/alerts due to friends sending them massive amounts of applications or messages. Thus they are forced to deal with the epic quantity of notices.
Guy: "I hadn't logged onto facebook for a few months, and when I got back on, I got freaking alert raped with apps my friends sent me"
by Carf8198 February 18, 2009
by Sheila Serio September 30, 2004
A warning issued to friends or co-workers that a public facility has been polluted by human waste or flatulence, either yours or another person's.
Bart issued a Brown Alert in the first floor men's room this afternoon because he had Mexican Food for lunch.
by Philo Beddoe November 14, 2008
by yeah_its_me09 May 11, 2006
An exciting event that involves the left overs from a yard sale that are now free. also makes for a great insult.
by dontUwish2 July 15, 2010
by jason1228 December 06, 2009
The moment when a woman's skirt rides up her thighs and her backup, aptly named the Cooch Alert, has to keep her skirt down.
by skanhai February 06, 2011