Found primarily on social network sites like Facebook or Myspace, an alert rape is when an individual's profile is flooded with updates/notifications/alerts due to friends sending them massive amounts of applications or messages. Thus they are forced to deal with the epic quantity of notices.
Guy: "I hadn't logged onto facebook for a few months, and when I got back on, I got freaking alert raped with apps my friends sent me"
by Carf8198 February 18, 2009
Get the alert rapemug. by Sheila Serio September 30, 2004
Get the skank alertmug. A warning issued to friends or co-workers that a public facility has been polluted by human waste or flatulence, either yours or another person's.
Bart issued a Brown Alert in the first floor men's room this afternoon because he had Mexican Food for lunch.
by Philo Beddoe March 30, 2009
Get the Brown Alertmug. An exciting event that involves the left overs from a yard sale that are now free. also makes for a great insult.
by dontUwish2 July 14, 2010
Get the Curb Alertmug. by yeah_its_me09 May 18, 2006
Get the Alert the Mediamug. by jason1228 December 6, 2009
Get the bitch alertmug. A 'troll alert' is an alarm issued when an internet troll is detected. A Troll is a person who posts outrageous or insensitive messages to bait people to answer. Trolls like to cause debate-mayhem on forums and posts, by provoking and pulling people into heated discussion. Results in general discord and new enemies. Troll Alerts are issued to help prevent victims of troll-tolls:
"So the other day I was walking past this girl and I said she looked hot, and she gave me a dirty look. What a b*tch. Am I right?" -Troll
"Troll alert" - Superman
"Let's ignore this guy" Well-informed citizen
"Troll alert" - Superman
"Let's ignore this guy" Well-informed citizen
by atomicskifisher July 8, 2014
Get the troll alertmug.