Alberto 

Alberto is a guy with his dick being the size of a tic tac, Alberto is a bitch he would cheat on you no matter what. Usually alberto is a guy with glasses, fish skull shape and smells like sweat. He always plays soccer and is gay for a carlos.

Alberto is so gay
Hes so ugly
wannabee edgar

Alberto by statefarm_official March 27, 2022

Alberto 

Super hot guy but I don't like him much, like he is cool, good sense of humour and all but damn is he hot

Imagine being like Alberto, couldn't be me

Alberto by anonymous July 5, 2022

Alberto 

He is overacting in every situation.

Alberto is an asshole who like to suck d^ck. He lies a lot to get people’s attention.

Alberto by Coolaid178 September 12, 2022

Alberto 

Short kings with the biggest dick you’ll ever see

“Oh your such an Alberto”

Alberto by Johnathan smiths February 23, 2023

Alberto 

the Leader of the Shrek fan Club hates SixSwords Drinks way too much Pepsi

Hey did you know about Alberto Holy shit that's the coolest Motherfucker in existence

Alberto by +Alberto+ December 31, 2023

Alberto Halos 

Celebrity and teacher of advanced maths at an IB world school; also the deity of worship in many religions.

In the name of Alberto Halos!
All praise be to Alberto Halos!

Alberto Halos by pinjer October 3, 2018

alberto scorfano 

A character on the disney pixar movie “luca” who has daddy issues. oh and hes gay and has a crush on luca paguro. its so obvious.

wait whos that gay kid

that is alberto scorfano!

alberto scorfano by i_am_your_mother July 6, 2021