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Albanian Shower
Using as much cologne as you can to mask your B.O and or any bad smell you may have accumulated throughout the night or day
Bro, I smelled so bad this morning but didn’t have time to shower, so instead I had to take an Albanian shower.
Albanian Shower by TinyPocketRocket April 6, 2020
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Alania
Alania is the most beautiful girl in the world but her beauty is not the best thing about her it's her amazing personality and willingness to love and protect the ones she loves she will listen to all your troubles then help you solve them she is absolutely perfect if you have an Alania you better keep her
Alania by The.one.the.only November 28, 2018
Jordan Albanis
A kid who thinks he's a mad cunt but is not. Typically uses "G" when talking to others. example- "All good G", "Come help G". Usually thinks he is tough but is weak. Smokes a lot of illicit substances and hangs around with younger children because he has no friends his own age. Always gets bullied by people his own age. Forced to cry, else he gets beat up. Extremely dumb, cannot count, rides around on bikes and scooters as he's poor. Usually with his little eshay gang. Typically has a trash mullet and a rude head.
Jordan Albanis by Pussyslayer300 July 19, 2020
Albanian Dough-ball Dunk
The sexual act in which a man puts his testicles into his partners rectum. His partner then proceeds to defecate over his scrotum at which point, the male removes his testicles and Teabag(s) his partner.
"She wanted to do something dirty last night, so i gave her an Albanian Dough-ball Dunk" Said Rasheed.
Albanian Dough-ball Dunk by Kirito Kirigaya December 18, 2014
Albanian Steering Wheel
A circle of Dutch Rudders (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their shaft, and performing the motion of masturbating). A minimum of 8 is required to create a mathmatically correct circular shape. Not to be mistaken for a Circle Jerk, an entirely different act that involves no wrist holding. Avoiding eye contact with anyone else in the Wheel ensures that what you are doing is not in any way homosexual, as there is nothing gay about holding someone's wrist is there?
Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.
Albanian Steering Wheel by Gloria Specker April 22, 2010