Alan 

Is cute with nice muscles and has a tendency to lick you. Is a dumbass too

Wow it’s an alan in his natural habitat

Alan by Croc77 March 8, 2022

Alan 

A man who is a little bitch and only eats ass

Hey isnt alan such a bitch

Alan by Dayddsa August 4, 2022

Alan 

Kindest person has the best sense of humour the most supportive person you will ever meet he is quite but mighty also one of the smartest you will ever meet you will never want to lose an Alan so hold on to him he will always have the best facts and the best TV recommendations and movie recommendations so always listen to them he is the best person you can ever meet so always make sure to let him know that he doesn't always believe the good things about him so you may have to remind him

Oh you know Alan? You are so lucky never let him go

Alan by Loves you:) October 3, 2022

Alan 

Someone who can't have any bagels ever again and has to eat untoasted rolls with butter

Do you see that guy over there? That's Alan! He can't have any bagels!

Alan by Rogue ENTP June 17, 2023

Alan 

Alan is an amazing man who’s eyes are as blue as the ocean. His smile brings instant joy to everyone around. When he looks you in the eyes, the whole world stops and it’s just you and him frozen in time. His kisses are that from a 90s love movie, sweet and romanticly fill your stomach with butterflies. When Alan makes love to you, it’s the most explosive, amazing, billion time over orgasmic experience you’ll even have with any man in your life.
Alan is already in a relationship so you ladies can keep dreaming of finding a man as wonderful as Alan.

Alan is my sunshine and I am Alan’s moon.

Alan by KitKat775 March 16, 2019

Alan 

An unreasonably tall somewhat fat boy who looks older than he really is, and is attractive in a special way

Do you know who could eat all of this in one go? Alan!

Alan by Cherry apple bubblegum May 8, 2020

Alan 

Alan is the handsomest guy ever. He is the funniest, smartest,kindest, person you will ever met. If you ever met an Alan you better hold on to him with all your might. He is so special.

"Alan is a definite keeper."

Alan by ta10 October 14, 2019