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automatic

An automotive transmission created for people missing an arm or a leg.

An automotive transmission for people who do NOT know how to drive.

An automatic transmission is like training wheels on a bike. When you learn how to ride a bike, you lose the training wheels. When you learn how to drive a car, you take the automatic rental back and get a REAL car with a stick shift.
Damn, Hector, that kid Smedley had the nerve to drive over to take my daughter out in a car with an automatic transmission! Can you believe it? I chased his ass away and told him not to come back until he learns how to drive.

Don't blame you, Simon. Say, maybe your daughter can teach him how to drive a stick shift like a real man.

Great idea, Hector! She likes the kid but won't go out with a wimp to save her life!
by Sneaky Snyde June 1, 2005
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The Automatic

A amazing Welsh rock band from Cowbridge. Best known for there 2006 single 'Monster'. the band consists of Robin Hawkins,
James Frost, Iwan "Wange" Griffiths and Paul Mullen. ( who is originally from Newcastle band Yourcodenameis:milo. ).
What's that coming over the hill? is it a monster?, is it a monster?


Who when to see the automatic live last night?


what's that mother? a great big hairy donkey? << lol O.o ( just for randomness = )
by bubbles darling December 9, 2008
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Afromerican

A clever hybrid of African-Americancreated by Zach Braff
The Afromerican got a good college education and led a fulfilling life.
by Hugh Lawry January 20, 2009
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Aromantic Homosexual

Aromantic means to have no romantic attraction or not wanting to date.
Homosexual means sexual attraction towards the same gender.
So aromantic homosexual is a person that doesn't feel romantic attraction and is still attracted sexually by the same gender.
I don't love this person but they are so hot i would totally have sex with them! I think i am aromantic homosexual.
by Seth0e/Sam October 13, 2019
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automatication

an action you do automatically, as a result of another event or action.
Whoa, sorry I had to blink, it was an automatication!!
by sophayyy57489529 November 10, 2010
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Jew Acrobatics

Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.
All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.
by Shylock the Younger, Jew September 27, 2009
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Head Automatica

The most Awesome pop band ever!! And not that crappy pop stuff.
Members include:
Daryl Palumbo - lead vocals
Jarvis Morgan Holden - bass
Jerry Rowe - drums and backing vocals
Craig Bonich - guitars
Jessie Nelson - organ, piano, and keys (sexiest organ/piano player ever!!)
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Head Automatica?
Persom 2: No, who are they?
Person 1: They're only the most Awesome band ever!!!
by sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 27, 2008
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