Alfredo the bitch

Alfredo is that one bitch that steals your hot Cheetos. He also is a vsco boy so he advertises saving the turtles

Alfredo the bitch is coming! Hide yo hot Cheetos!

by Toothbrush beech October 17, 2019

Alfredo

A poetic queen 😌💅✨

Have you heard of Alfredo’d poems they’re so deep!

by 👁👅👁🍦 November 3, 2020

Alfredo

Tall person that talks too much text.

That guy is called Alfredo.
You are like Alfredo.

by Radita October 20, 2021

Alfredo

He is very charming with the ladies but he stays loyal to one.
He has his friends back
He is also amazing in the bed He has a huge Cock and he always makes girls happy in bed

Alfredo has a big cock

by Dudes86 November 21, 2021

Alfredo

Cute and handsome guy who is a bit spicy but intelligent at the same time. He may have interesting kinks, the more you know him, the more you discover Wierd things.

Get yourself a furry suit to make him happy.

Alfredo loved my furry suit.

by HereAndThere32 November 25, 2021

The Alfredo

The act of rubbing out the first load out while one self is still Flaccid,Soft,Limp, and or like a wet noodle.

after school one day. Doug got home and couldnt wait to masturbate, and that he did, didnt even wait to get an errection. He finished, and to his suprise he even ejaculated. From then on out he refered to this act as The Alfredo, AKA. The Fredo.

by The Original Rotten January 21, 2011

Walrus Alfredo

The sexual act of ejaculating on a large mustached Italian Women.

Bob decided to give Maria a helping of Walrus Alfredo.

by MrAssmouth July 5, 2014