1.Chubby Chaser.
2.Someone who really likes whale sized women.
3.Refers to his boner as a harpoon.
4.Uses ham for cologne.
2.Someone who really likes whale sized women.
3.Refers to his boner as a harpoon.
4.Uses ham for cologne.
So I heard Captain Ahab took Jen out for some ham. Sounds like a hot date.
That chick must be like 500 lbs. I'll bet Captain Ahab would love her.
That chick must be like 500 lbs. I'll bet Captain Ahab would love her.
by Johnny Grey June 4, 2007
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Get the ACAB mug.When someone is wailing super hard on a guitar.
One might say that they are wailing harder then captain ahab, or "going ahab". In case your completely ignorant, captain ahab is from Moby Dick, and he was hunting a giant whale... or whaling, if you will.
One might say that they are wailing harder then captain ahab, or "going ahab". In case your completely ignorant, captain ahab is from Moby Dick, and he was hunting a giant whale... or whaling, if you will.
*Kyle is playing Guitar Hero as Adam stares in awe*
Adam: "OMG!! Kyle is playing Bark at the Moon on extreme mode, he's totally going ahab!"
Kyle: "I pwn"
Adam: "OMG!! Kyle is playing Bark at the Moon on extreme mode, he's totally going ahab!"
Kyle: "I pwn"
by Adam Zivojnovich July 16, 2008
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IT DOES NOT MEAN THERE ARE NO GOOD COPS.
it means the system is bastardized and unfair; see the blm protests and George floyd, breonna taylor, ahmaud arbory etc. etc.
IT DOES NOT MEAN THERE ARE NO GOOD COPS.
it means the system is bastardized and unfair; see the blm protests and George floyd, breonna taylor, ahmaud arbory etc. etc.
bruh why are you against cops they literally work so hard to keep you safe.
I'm mad that the system is based off of white supremacy and is more unfair to minorities. ACAB!
I'm mad that the system is based off of white supremacy and is more unfair to minorities. ACAB!
by condombanana October 19, 2020
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Get the ACAB mug.Guy 1: I need a new computer soon, I think I'm gonna get the new Mac Studio
Guy 2: Bruh why
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: Because ACAB man! Just build a custom PC, it's a better bang for your buck and plus it just looks more cooler.
Guy 1: But I'm used to MacOS
Guy 2: I'll turn it into a hackintosh for you
Guy 1: But isn't that technically illegal?
Guy 2: Dude.... please don't make this harder than it has to be.
Guy 2: Bruh why
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: Because ACAB man! Just build a custom PC, it's a better bang for your buck and plus it just looks more cooler.
Guy 1: But I'm used to MacOS
Guy 2: I'll turn it into a hackintosh for you
Guy 1: But isn't that technically illegal?
Guy 2: Dude.... please don't make this harder than it has to be.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 5, 2022
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