abnab

A slang term for any itching found under the foreskin. Usually sexually transmitted

I slept with a dirty old slapper last night and now I've got a case of raging abnab

by gibbsy January 27, 2003

The Abney

The act of secretly masterbating in the closet with a darth vader mask on...Must be performed while parents are asleep in a near by room

Guy #1:Dude guess what i did last night
Guy #2:Ha what?
Guy #1: well my parents were asleep so i decided to go ahead and do the abney
Guy #2: WTF MAN

by wow88976 January 21, 2011

abnorexia

Opposite of anorexia: thinking you're skinny when you're actually fat.

You KNOW have abnorexia when: You're walking past a display in a store and you think you can fit past it; you actually just end up knocking it over.

by PeptoBismol July 25, 2009

Abnosome

"Abnormal in an awesome way" - Misha Collins

This word was created by Misha to express how abnormal can be totally awesome. He wants to encourage people to do weird, funky, and freaky things and feel good about it!

So spread the love,

TeamFarmEmo

"That kale hat you made is totally abnosome!"

"Have you seen that new show, "Cooking Fast and Fresh with West!"? It's sooooo abnosome. Plus, he uses great technique and ingredients."

by TeamFarmEmo August 20, 2013

abnormous

A portmanteau word meaning abnormally enormous.

Shane's cat is so fat! It's abnormous.

by WordDebaser February 11, 2007

abnormal

Psychology defines abnormal typically in the realms of abnormal behavior. There are three main criteria that are used in defining what is abnormal.

They are:
1. The behvaior poses a risk to either themself/others.
2. The person exhibiting the behavior is distressed by it.
3. It is statisically deviant.

Also, to a lesser extent, societal norms come into play in defining what is abnormal, but the risk of using this as a criterion increases the risk of stigmatizing.

Beating a pan over your head and talking to invisible blue dinosaurs while shitting your pants is abnormal.

by Lon May 30, 2005

Abnoobination

A computer user deeply involved in the internet culture who likes to be rude, patronizing and horny. This occurs when an individual no particularly important life-goal and has a very limited access to education, religion and other forms of entertainment.

1. *(abnoobination) enters Nerds (chat) room*
*(user1) says to (abnoobination)*: hello
*(abnoobination) says*: I HATE NERDS!! go get a life
*(user1) says*: we already have lives
*(abnoobination) says*: stfu you moron
2. {based on actual event}
*(abnoobination)*: you, drop your armour and sword and log out
*(user1)*: why would i do that?
*(abnoobination)*: if you dont, i will hack your pc

by Mighty Denominator June 28, 2006