Cookie grabber

Someone who steals everyone's food. These people mostly like chocolate chip cookies, hence the name. They are usually spotted with chocolate and cookie crumbs all over their face.

There's a cookie grabber on the loose! Hide all of your food!

by PeptoBismol February 27, 2009

abnorexia

Opposite of anorexia: thinking you're skinny when you're actually fat.

You KNOW have abnorexia when: You're walking past a display in a store and you think you can fit past it; you actually just end up knocking it over.

by PeptoBismol July 25, 2009