Definitions by PeptoBismol

abnorexia 

Opposite of anorexia: thinking you're skinny when you're actually fat.

You KNOW have abnorexia when: You're walking past a display in a store and you think you can fit past it; you actually just end up knocking it over.

abnorexia by PeptoBismol July 25, 2009

Cookie grabber 

Someone who steals everyone's food. These people mostly like chocolate chip cookies, hence the name. They are usually spotted with chocolate and cookie crumbs all over their face.

There's a cookie grabber on the loose! Hide all of your food!

Cookie grabber by PeptoBismol February 27, 2009