When all the fish died in the livewell the Captain removed the Asserator from the livewell and stimulated his anus with it.
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Get the Asserator mug.A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.
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More bad ass than something else
by Hi bob tod May 27, 2016
Get the badder asser mug.The term Mud asser originates from the name Mudacer. It's most likely to be the name of an extremely obese Afghan guy who does art. He rarely takes showers and smells like piss mixed with sweat. He does not wipe his ass, hence the name "Mud asser".
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Get the Bad asser mug.The act of pretending to perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior by putting photos up of yourself on social networking sites with thing such as girl with large breasts and large guns and other symbols normally shown in normal badassery.
Pretend Bad assery is hillarious especially when you see an ex pointing a gun on Facebook and making gangster references as his status. In reality you know that he cries himself to sleep and certain parts are very very small!
by erincleveland October 25, 2009
Get the Pretend Bad assery mug.Somebody who pretends to be cool, but actually is an idiot. Male form of teenybopper. From Bulgarian slang. In Bulgaria, the assers are currently on a gangsta rap wave.
Heah, Bobo's pretending he's a big asser just cuz' he listens to 50 cent and other shit of the sort.
by Dreben_2097 July 23, 2005
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