Random hanger on: Hey Kevin, you think Britney Spears will let you go to the beach so we can check out some ladies?

K-Fed: Yea, don't worry, I gots my lady wrapped all around the K-Fizzle, but lemme cop some change from Meal Ticket first so I can gas up the wigger-mobile.
by Prodigious Thought June 30, 2006
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A shaven bald haircut; named after the pop musician Britney Spears who shaved her head bald.
I am so sick of my haircut that sometimes I just want to do a Britney Spears on it.
by ecdysis February 20, 2007
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some hella lesbian bitch who fingers herself onstage in front of her audience which is mostly 7 year old girls and maybe like Michael Moore and Pee Wee Herman
oh gross her boobs are all hard and oogie
by Butters August 13, 2004
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1. A contemptuous vamp, untalented pop queen from Louisiana whose lust-inspired musical style appeals mainly to preening 14-year-old girls.

2. A whorish, blonde kewpie doll who claims her virginity but has photos of her having sex with various men all over the internet.

3. A vain, lying trollop willing to spread her legs for the highest bidder, such as voicing her support for the Iraq WMD search in an interview.

4. A ludicrous, would-be actress whose appearance in cinema fails to reveal even the slightest hint of personal embarrassment (see Madonna).
The choice is yours, honey. You can behave like a cultured young lady, or act like Britney Spears.
by Britney-Haters Anonymous February 23, 2005
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