Britney Spears

Kevin Federline's meal ticket

Random hanger on: Hey Kevin, you think Britney Spears will let you go to the beach so we can check out some ladies?

K-Fed: Yea, don't worry, I gots my lady wrapped all around the K-Fizzle, but lemme cop some change from Meal Ticket first so I can gas up the wigger-mobile.

by Prodigious Thought June 30, 2006

britney spears

N. Refering to one's Inflatable Boobs

I wish I was Britney Spears.

by Sim February 8, 2004

britney spears

WARNING: May cause motion sickness

CAUTION: If in range, may try to come on to you

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

Britney Spears

A shaven bald haircut; named after the pop musician Britney Spears who shaved her head bald.

I am so sick of my haircut that sometimes I just want to do a Britney Spears on it.

by ecdysis February 20, 2007

Britney spears

The Politicaly Correct term for "White Trash"

barefoot in a bathroom

by Pressing 50 22 times July 28, 2005

britney spears

some hella lesbian bitch who fingers herself onstage in front of her audience which is mostly 7 year old girls and maybe like Michael Moore and Pee Wee Herman

oh gross her boobs are all hard and oogie

by Butters August 12, 2004

Britney Spears

1. A contemptuous vamp, untalented pop queen from Louisiana whose lust-inspired musical style appeals mainly to preening 14-year-old girls.

2. A whorish, blonde kewpie doll who claims her virginity but has photos of her having sex with various men all over the internet.

3. A vain, lying trollop willing to spread her legs for the highest bidder, such as voicing her support for the Iraq WMD search in an interview.

4. A ludicrous, would-be actress whose appearance in cinema fails to reveal even the slightest hint of personal embarrassment (see Madonna).

The choice is yours, honey. You can behave like a cultured young lady, or act like Britney Spears.

by Britney-Haters Anonymous February 23, 2005