M.A.T.H.S.

The acronym M.A.T.H.S. stands for Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septomin.

We use M.A.T.H.S. at almost every point of the day, whether we're working out how to thread our shoelaces, calculating the optimal moment on which to embark upon a conversation, or, if you can fly, planning your trajectory for the journey to work.

by green923jade May 1, 2017

You can't polish a turd

You can't make something that's not naturally good great even with the hardest attempts.

"After years, he's just never going to change his selfish ways." "Well, you can't polish a turd!!"

by SarcasticSeminar101 August 3, 2015

don't get your knickers in a twist

when one gets upset or crazy over something most people think is unimportant

Sally don't get your knickers in a twist over that split milk on the floor, silly Sally!

by MoreBudlight November 10, 2013

T H E G R E A T T R I A L

THE GREAT TRIAL awaits

Comrade what are you waiting for the T H E G R E A T T R I A L awaits

by Dmitry Yazov April 13, 2021

G.O.A.T

G.O.A.T stands for “Greatest of all time” which is a short puniciation for the word

He is the G.O.A.T
That was the G.O.A.T

by Black Hammer123456789 January 11, 2018

Can't polish a turd

Despite your best efforts, there are some things you just can't fix/improve.

To point out futile attempts to conceal/change the baisc nature of something.

1) Joe: Danny's back in town. He lost a bunch of weight, got a nose job, got hair plugs and now wears really flashy clothes but he's still one ugly motherfucker.

Jim: Well, you can't polish a turd.

2) The comb-over hairstyle

by henryj May 12, 2006

N.A.B.A.T.

Nice ass big ass titties

A guy named Chodemyer walks past a hot girl (that has the features of nice ass bigass titties) and yells N.A.B.A.T.!

by Chuckbeads64 January 8, 2012