tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!

"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"

by Krkič December 11, 2019

A Joke

Something or someone so easily fooled they have become a punchline whenever they or it is brought up.

Man can you believe that guy? He is a joke.

by FM Punk October 17, 2018

A joke

Something Alex Monayer can't take

Alex: BRO SAY IT TO MY FUCKING FACE PUSSY BOI
Ryan: dude, i just did, jeez. Man can't take a joke huh?

by 421bress May 8, 2019

why is urban dictonary a joke

its a joke pepole use it for memes USE UR KNOWLEGE

why is urban dictonary a joke
person 2:idk

by Seanbeepbot April 19, 2022

someone who cant take a joke

Max and Declan cant take jokes for some random reason

Someone who cant take a joke needs to shut the hell up

by LBMSstudent March 30, 2023

kids who are obsessed with Russia as a joke

typically, retarded sounding ass kids who think they are funny, when indeed they are always very annoying and bitchy, usually they blast german or Russian anthems and songs for everyone to know how fucking annoying they are.

"Hey bro, listen to this Russian anthem made from note blocks in Minecraft! it's so funny."
kids who are obsessed with Russia as a joke

by fedsbeds November 24, 2021

As a joke

Taken from the teenage chav character Vicki Pollard in the British comedy sketch show Little Britain.

Often adds this onto the end of her very fast ignorant chav sentences to qualify something really stupid she has done.

Can be added to the end of any appropriate (or, in fact, inappropriate) sentence in everyday conversation to make it sound funny/"cool"/common/comically ignorant/indicate a joke. Must be said in Vicki's unique accent blend of west country chav.

Doctor: "Vicki, you're pregnant. You must have had sex at least once. Do you remember?"

Vicki: "yeahbutnobut... yeahwelli'veneverevenhadsex exceptforthatonetime8monthsago withwayne'sbrotherdownbytheparknearthembins andthatwasFORAJOKE"

by mary moo July 22, 2005