as a friend

Here's the scoop, boys and girls. Women pidgeonhole men into two categories, Friend and Jerk. Men who are chivalrous, polite, sophisticated, etc. are instantly relegated to "Friend" status. Men who treat women like shit are "Jerks."

Women love Friends but consider them unfuckable because they are not masculine enough. Women hate Jerks because they are asswipes but fuck them anyway. Thus, every woman in the world fucks Jerks and then complains to her Friend about how badly the Jerk treats her.

Just more proof that women are totally irrational.

by Do I Have To Slap A Bitch?! September 22, 2004

as a friend

1)A verbal slap to the face when someone wants to break up with you.
2) A verbal slap to the face when someone doesn't like you in a sexual way.

1) I think we should just be friends.
2)I like you, but only as a friend.

by The Lionhearted March 29, 2005

National Fuck A Friend Day

Fuck a friend

Let’s fuck on national fuck a friend day cuz we’re friends

by anonymous March 30, 2021

as a friend

NO SEX for you

"I like you as a friend, not sexually but we can still hang out"
"fuck that

by Staislaus May 31, 2004

she’s just a friend

marinette

adrien: me going after marinette? no, she’s just a friend

by ladynoireswife November 10, 2020

Bury a friend

To bury a friend you mean to bury old friends in your mind that you used to be close with.

If you was friends with some, but now you don’t speak, you can say that you have beried them and no longer think about them. You also don’t think about memories with them.

I’ve buried loads of friends/ I’ve had to bury a friend

James: remember *name*
You*: yeah, I’ve buried him/her now.

by Shhhxoxo February 22, 2019

Just a friend

Now that Adrien is here

GO TELL MARINETTE THAT SHE IS NOT JSUT A FRIEND

Adrien : Oh Marinette she is just a friend

by madscoobydontmesswithme8809 April 11, 2021