by celestesupermacy February 14, 2021
Get the cube scouts mug.n. That guy at work who goes from cubicle to cubicle telling everybody in your office the exact same thing, usually some lame story about what he did last weekend. The cube crawler is also the same guy who feels it necessary to touch your computer screen at least eight times a day.
by LukeDuke December 23, 2004
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A delicate way of utilizing energy through the use of Tai Chi incorporating the principles of Cubical Politics. It is a way to increase the space of your cubicle, relieve stress and balance the existing energy in your cubicle while at the same time, not intruding on the sovereign territories of office co-workers.
"Hey Gordo, check out that new-age freak! What's wrong with him?"
"Oh, that's a new thing Larry. It's called Cube Chi. It is supposed to help with increasing your cubicle space while maintaining a balanced relationship with your... ack!!..."
<Gordo get's kicked in the neck by Larry>
"Hey Gordo, when you can breathe again, tell that cheese dick to stop hugging my trees or I'm gonna rip out his eyes and skull fuck him."
"Oh, that's a new thing Larry. It's called Cube Chi. It is supposed to help with increasing your cubicle space while maintaining a balanced relationship with your... ack!!..."
<Gordo get's kicked in the neck by Larry>
"Hey Gordo, when you can breathe again, tell that cheese dick to stop hugging my trees or I'm gonna rip out his eyes and skull fuck him."
by it_support_monkey October 15, 2007
Get the Cube Chi mug.An alcoholic beverage consumed in your cubicle while working. Usually consumed out of a non-discript cup or company mug.
by little miss 1040 March 12, 2008
Get the Cube Coke mug.The unsought entry of a colleague into your cubical or workspace, usually followed by annoying familial-centric conversation, random fondling of office paraphernalia, or re-telling of "funny" jokes or situations, that are in fact, not.
Pete was befuddled and ashamed when Jim entered the office and proceeded to cube rape him mercilessly, engaging in unwanted verbal intercourse about his kids' weekend Cub Scout trip.
by Concerned Bureaucrat February 18, 2009
Get the cube rape mug.a spin-off of beer-goggles, cube-goggles are when you work in an office space/cubicle and thus find yourself attracted to people who you would not notice under normal circumstances.
this occurs for two main reasons:
1. many people in the office setting are not very attractive (slim pickins).
2. spending 8 hours a day in a cubicle makes you stir-crazy and bored, your attention wanders at the slightest provocation.
this occurs for two main reasons:
1. many people in the office setting are not very attractive (slim pickins).
2. spending 8 hours a day in a cubicle makes you stir-crazy and bored, your attention wanders at the slightest provocation.
cube-worker a: "hey did you see that new guy in marketing?"
cube-worker b: "girl, you got your cube-goggles on, i saw him on the street and trust me: nothin to write home about."
cube-worker b: "girl, you got your cube-goggles on, i saw him on the street and trust me: nothin to write home about."
by koalabearluv November 25, 2007
Get the cube-goggles mug.A co-worker or supervisor that hangs over the top of your cubicle wall while speaking with you. Identifieable by his long primate-like arms hanging in to your work area.
John is such a cube-ape. He always knocks down the stuff pinned inside my cubicle wall with his hairy ape arms.
by Christopher D Miller December 14, 2008
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