zodiak

when you are in a church and you stand on the priest's table with a naked girl, stuff a cross in her pussy hold her arms out and fuck her in the ass.

Man last night i gave Jessica such a good Zodiak she prayed.

by xAFx Parrot May 14, 2009

zodiac

the zodiac of animals is of the 12 that god made.

the 12 zodiacs are in fruits basket like shigure the dog and kyo the cat.

by mica muraki November 22, 2006

Zodiac killer

Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer

by TheZodiacKillerIsTedCruz June 5, 2016

My Zodiac

So my main zodiac is LEO a definite leo 16. However, I get along with EARTH signs.

My zodiac match is Saggitarius ( not related to standards or cheapness)

by TheBlueLeo April 21, 2019

The Chinese Zodiac

The Chinese Zodiac cycles divided into 12 parts

each labels at least the majority of those parts with names of animals, and each is widely associated with a culture of attributing influence of a person's relationship to the cycle.

Person 1:Hey,you're a Tiger in the chinese zodiac,right?
Person 2:Yeah. What sign are you?
Person 3:I'm a Rabbit

by TheZodiacGirl June 16, 2010

zodiac killer

an awesome psychopathic murderer who left clues about where he left his bodies. ARTHUR LEIGH ALLLEN.

This is the zodiac speaking...

by brianna July 31, 2004

Zodiac Fucking

The practice of identifying yourself as one sign of the zodiac (based on real or perceived attributes) while having been born under a different sign.

(Brought upon by the revelation that the phenomenon of procession has caused the zodiac houses to shift over the last 2,200 years, as well as the introduction of a 13th sign "Ophiuchus.")

Peter: "There's no way I'm a Virgo! Forget it, I'm still a Scorpio."
Christo: "Welcome to the wonderful world of Zodiac Fucking."

by Rori The Riveter January 14, 2011