Zeus 

Zeus sounds more like a tyrant's tyrant than someone that actually loves you.

If people shouldn't worship false idols, why would they worship a statue of Zeus? That seems like the one thing people weren't allowed to question.

Zeus by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

Zeus 

One of the gods that brought plagues to humans that weren't scared of him along with the gods that served him like

his brother Hades.

Zeus didn't like it too much when people stood up to him, he hated it to the point that he would pretend to be on their side when they cleaned up the mess he made.

Zeus by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

Zeus 

The god that must have parroted back any thought any other god had, thus not allowing any thoughts to happen or rhythm to be found.

Zeus would parrot back the thoughts of everyone else, human or god, and would then turn around and claim it was everyone else trying to keep him from finding his rhythm or steal his thoughts or ideas.

Zeus by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

Zeus 

The one that looks in the mirror and sees greatness.

Zeus was talking to himself (Narcissus) when he told himself you better watch yourself.

Zeus by The Original Agahnim November 7, 2021

zeus 

zeus is very anti social who dosent enjoy goin out doors and hanging w others , he rather stay at home n watch sum gay ass tiktoks in bed , he dosent pick up after himself nor feed him self buu eats for like 3 , he enjoys watchin sum shit called anime , he fusses about every lil thing

person 1 : “ hey alexis n zeus les drink “

zeus : “ oh naw man “

person 1 : “ aw man how come “
zeus : “ em tiktoks callin my name “

zeus by slutz4life November 23, 2021

Zeus 

1)
(Verb)

To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself.

2)
(Noun)

Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.

1) Don't interact with him if you can help it, he'll Zeus everything up.

2) Zeus fucking sucks

Zeus by sewer r a t April 2, 2022

Zeus 

Greek god of lightning. If its a woman, he rapes her.

Man that exists: Zeus, how do you have so much children?

Zeus: *Chad grin*

Zeus by A man that exists May 4, 2022