Zeeshan

A guy that’ll tell you he’ll marry you and string you along for 3+ years just to cheat on you. Don’t trust him

“Hey I think I really like this guy, he always says nice things to me and makes me feel good”
“Nah you wouldn’t wanna purse it, that’s a total zeeshan”

by ilikeapricots October 18, 2019

Zeeshaan

Some Wannabe Badass Who Tries To Be Known As A Playa But Always Fails Due To His Repulsive Body, Shitty Personality And Mahusssive Nose. Beware, He Will Try And Make You Touch His Chode Down The Park.

Zeeshaan: 'Hey guys!'
Everone Else: 'Piss off fag munch'

by HotBlonde. August 11, 2009

Zeeshan

dumb idiot who doesnt understand my advice

Marisa: how does he not understand “whoever smelt it dealt it”?
Annie: idk he must be a zeeshan

by picklefun101 May 25, 2019

zeesty

A gigachad and better then gmule

Gmule is a bozo conpared to zeesty

by piss92 August 24, 2022

Zeeshan Barry

He is the smallest out of the bunch and normally becomes a bitch by the age 10.
He goes to the gym but makes no progress and stays ugly and weak.Also girls run away or avoid this type of person.

Oh look she’s running away from a midget zeeshan Barry

by Zeeshan Barry June 23, 2020

Zerps

xrp

"I've actually stopped thinking about zerps altogether"

by TheGreenFairy April 28, 2021

Zeeks

A stupid person that usually drops out of school and hangs out in Discord all day with his online "friends".

He has no IRL friends and plays computer games all day.

That lad is a fucking Zeeks

by _Von June 6, 2018