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new zealand

A country made up of multiple island, mainly 2 large ones, and, yes, many too politically correct whingers! New Zealand is NOT a democracy, by the way, and it has too many MPs, who are paid too much of taxpayers money so they can go skiing in Europe every winter and sunbathe in Tahiti every summer. It also has the highest rate of youth suicide and child abuse. The prime minister is commonly thought of as a female, but there are serious doubts about that...
I'm Helen Clark, not so sure what sex I am, but I know I've got balls!
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New Zealand

Am I the only one here who realizes that "New Zealand" is a pristine word, not adapted or mutilated at ALL? Sheeyut, it's a concrete geographical area.
Nu Zizzle is an example of what "New Zealand" would like, were it actually slang.
by Susurrus April 9, 2005
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new zealand

a place where all rip off australians go to be nuetral and where people cannot say the letter 'i'.

Ps. you can say australians are mean, but really it's just that u guys are way to politically correct. australia bags everyone out and doesn't give a shit if u bag us out. we're not that sensitive and the reason the world likes us and acknowledges us (cos they dont even know who u r) is because we're tough.
if u want an example of how prissy new zealanders are, finish reading all this "we're beautiful and just as good as australia! so don't be meanie poos" shit, then search australia and read about how proud we are to be poitically uncorrect we are, how we drink twice our own body weight in beer and how swearing is our language.

its better to be a quarter racist, than to all have the same boring views
by Sammi likes to swear November 18, 2006
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New Zealander

A Hobbit Like Species, hobbit like in the way were warm, freindly, and can do almost anything with anything.
Godda love that number 8 wire, go kiwi ingenuity
by theJackal July 28, 2004
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Zebular Albert South

Hang out outside of Japanese themed bars in the north east.
Often asks for weed
In desperate need of a banjo player
Hey I met Zebular Albert South the other day. He asked if I had any weed.
by JazzyJ89 May 4, 2019
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new zealand christmas

the act of vomitting on your loved one in bed on christmas eve and then just turning over and going back to sleep.
it was okay but Rizzo gave me a New Zealand Christmas
by joeyMatthews June 28, 2010
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