When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.
I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.
by Safemilk March 13, 2018
A sexual postion where the woman is on her back with her knees bent toward her body and the man thrusting downward while on his feet as delivering the lightning and power of Zeus himself
My boyfriend and I did the Fist of Zeus last night.....he took me all the way to Mt. Olympus and back. Where did you go?
by lil_shakeandbake May 07, 2011
A common reference to one's own penis, especially in an effort to glorify an otherwise unremarkable, pencil shaped stub of tube steak.
I guess the party ran out of cocktail weiners because she couldn't wait to get her hands on my Zeus Meat.
by SectionAte March 11, 2009
by Fly On The Wall October 24, 2004
by konavixen February 04, 2010
Ridiculous phrase primarily used as a mythological reference, but often associated with retarded phrases or ideas.
by Canavan October 12, 2004
When a man has sex with an unshaven woman and the rubbing of his penis on her bush causes his penis to become negatively charged resulting in a static shock between his penis and her clitoral piercing.
by MinnVik September 11, 2011