Zeus's Blessing

When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.
I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.
by Safemilk March 13, 2018
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The Fist Of Zeus

A sexual postion where the woman is on her back with her knees bent toward her body and the man thrusting downward while on his feet as delivering the lightning and power of Zeus himself
My boyfriend and I did the Fist of Zeus last night.....he took me all the way to Mt. Olympus and back. Where did you go?
by lil_shakeandbake May 07, 2011
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Zeus Meat

A common reference to one's own penis, especially in an effort to glorify an otherwise unremarkable, pencil shaped stub of tube steak.
I guess the party ran out of cocktail weiners because she couldn't wait to get her hands on my Zeus Meat.
by SectionAte March 11, 2009
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Hey Zeus

The slang term that Hispanics use when they mean Jesus. See Yeshua.
Hey Zeus, get over here before I warm your butt like a tortilla!
by Fly On The Wall October 24, 2004
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Zeus juice

Ejaculation, cum, sperm from a penis nicknamed Zeus for the god-like resemblance.
I can't wait for you to get out of jail and give me some Zeus juice!
by konavixen February 04, 2010
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by the beard of zeus

Ridiculous phrase primarily used as a mythological reference, but often associated with retarded phrases or ideas.
"By the beard of Zeus, that's good sausage and egg!"- Don McNeil
by Canavan October 12, 2004
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Touch of Zeus

When a man has sex with an unshaven woman and the rubbing of his penis on her bush causes his penis to become negatively charged resulting in a static shock between his penis and her clitoral piercing.
Dude...Sarah gave me the touch of zeus last night...it stung like a bitch....
by MinnVik September 11, 2011
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