Definitions by MinnVik

King Kong 

The act of dressing up in a gorilla suit, kidnapping a woman, taking her to the top of the empire state building, and raping her.

In other news, a local man was charged with raping a Manhattan woman. He performed a King Kong in front of horrified onlookers and faces fifteen to twenty-five years in prison.

King Kong by MinnVik September 11, 2011

Touch of Zeus 

When a man has sex with an unshaven woman and the rubbing of his penis on her bush causes his penis to become negatively charged resulting in a static shock between his penis and her clitoral piercing.

Dude...Sarah gave me the touch of zeus last night...it stung like a bitch....

Touch of Zeus by MinnVik September 11, 2011