big ass guy with a m60 and a $30- i mean $50 dollar haircut who throws grenades at you faster than a pngtuber's parents kicking them out
"OH GOD YOSEF IS COMING"
"wait what its wave 10 ALREADY?!"
"bruh we dead af"
*heavy boss music starts playing*
"wait what its wave 10 ALREADY?!"
"bruh we dead af"
*heavy boss music starts playing*
by FarexoZ September 26, 2022
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He’s very good with business and creative.
Yosef Lagardera loves to travel, experience new things and always goes for a good wine when dining out.
He knows how to make you laugh and how to please you at any moment.
Yosef Lagardera is the man who can solve any issues.
He’s very good with business and creative.
Yosef Lagardera loves to travel, experience new things and always goes for a good wine when dining out.
He knows how to make you laugh and how to please you at any moment.
Yosef Lagardera is the man who can solve any issues.
by Habiti_אהובי December 18, 2021
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Matt: Man, Kayley was only blowing me for 2 minutes, I didn't even get to cum!
Jack: Sounds like she pulled a Yosemite on you dude.
Jack: Sounds like she pulled a Yosemite on you dude.
by JebTheWaffleman March 27, 2015
Get the Yosemite mug.Yoseleen is a sporty, cool girl who is funny and kind. She always likes to help people, and to know what to do when there's a problem. People sometimes spell her name wrong, like, Jocelyn, or Jocelin. If you ever get to be friends with a Yoseleen, you are a very lucky person.
Girl1: Yoseleen looks so cool! I wish I was her friend.
Girl2: Oh, she's my friend. I can introduce you to her if you want.
Girl1: OH MY GOD! REALLY??? Thank you so much!!!
Girl2: Oh, she's my friend. I can introduce you to her if you want.
Girl1: OH MY GOD! REALLY??? Thank you so much!!!
by GhostlyWhisper October 16, 2018
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Something Samantha would say: I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP TO SMITHEREENS!!!
*Daffy walks up and says "Sam is that your sister?"
Samantha: HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!
Sam: SHE IS NOT MY SISTER!
Samantha: I'm a genderbend of this guy. My name is Yosemite Samantha. AM I CLEAR?!
*Daffy walks up and says "Sam is that your sister?"
Samantha: HE IS NOT MY BROTHER!
Sam: SHE IS NOT MY SISTER!
Samantha: I'm a genderbend of this guy. My name is Yosemite Samantha. AM I CLEAR?!
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 9, 2018
Get the Yosemite Samantha mug.Sexual act when the guy fucks a girl on her rag then rubs his bloody dick across her upper lip giving her a large red "Yosemite Sam" style mustache. This Action should also make her "Rootin Tootin Shootin Angry"
Yo dawg that bitch was dirty didnt tell me she was bleedin and fucked up my pants so i give her a yosemite sam and kicked her ass out.
by Reverend Rusty February 18, 2010
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