a term (derived from jager or jagermeister) used when one attempts some form of physical exercise when under the influence of alcohol. as such, attempts at jager yoga are often unsuccessful or executed in an embarrassing fashion.
person a: man, there's photos of you on facebook doing jager yoga last night
person b: i'm such a douche
person b: i'm such a douche
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I do yoga for the following reasons: it increases my flexibility so I can do wierd shit and not get injured in sports, it increases my endurance, it increases my definition (it's how I got a six pack), and girls think it's hot.
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