Rolo Yoghurt

the revolting act of snot-shotting on a vagina, proceeded by defecating on the vagina then eating the snotty, pooey fanny out.

Guy1: Dude! I Rolo Yoghurted some girl I met at the club last night
Guy2: .... don't even speak to me.

by bumhole10 May 16, 2011

yoghurt truck

a batch of freshly ejaculated male sex piss

I quickly reached for the Kleenex having just crashed the yoghurt truck

by pudding and pie July 17, 2003

yoghurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.

Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers

by Rich November 19, 2003

Yoghurt catapult

A sex act where at the point of jizzing the penis is held down and released so the semen is catapulted.

John: totally did the Yoghurt Catapult last night
Richard: really, how far did you get?
John: 5 feet and then some.

by Socratov January 11, 2022

crunchy yoghurt

where a man ejaculates on a woman's face and leave it overnight to gain crunchiness. peel off the woman's face and then put it into the microwave for around 1 min. and serve with a side of Johnny sins porn images.

i fancy coming home and having a crunchy yoghurt
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?

by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022

yoghurt clogger

When she comes and the only thing holding it in is your penis

Yoghurt clogger - I'm glad your penis is keeping me blocked up!

by jedi master blaster October 31, 2013

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese?

When I tried to eat her out the stench of her flap yoghurt was overwhelming.

by The haggis Fister April 18, 2021