Yawning

A way to conform yourself

You are conformed =(

by Kyle Benson June 13, 2004

yanking taffy

Pulling and tugging on a flaccid penis in an attempt to get an erection.

Usually happens when you are just starting to masturbate.

It also happens when the person is unable to achieve erection, so they just keep tugging and yanking their penis hoping something happens.

Wife 1: I felt kinky the other day, so I went to my husband while he was asleep and pulled down his pants and starting jacking him off.... but...

Wife 2: But? What happened?

Wife 1: But nothing happened, it was like yanking taffy.

by Z_SD February 14, 2012

hippo yawning

A phrase used to describe someone's huge vagina.

''how was Linda in bed then?'' ''I didn't even touch the side's her fanny's like a Hippo Yawning''.

by NicLauren'sole April 17, 2016

Dick Yanking

Lying to someone.

"Is Matt telling the truth or is he just dick yanking again?"

by dodo2night December 14, 2016

yanging

Described as the feeling you have the morning/afternoon after taking amphetamine, or hallucinogen-based narcotics. What goes up must come down. Ying and Yang etc. etc.

Tom will mercilessly slaughter you in Wii Sports because he's yanging from a big one last night.

by xorn69 July 12, 2007

Drive-by Yawning

When a pedestrian is waiting at a bus stop yawning and you witness the yawn taking place when you drive-by and inevitably have to yawn immediately after.

Not again! I hate Drive-by Yawning!

by lovestospooge14 October 28, 2008

Yanking my chain

slang for 'stop peeing me off', or 'that really pisses me off'

Guy 1: Can you stop doing that?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Cause your really yanking my chain :@

by CrustySideboard May 11, 2010