Wooties

A congratulations to one or more persons ( See woot)

Wooties! I just leveled!

by KrypticStorm February 13, 2004

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Wetticus

A female being aroused so much that they are wet.

Jada, why are you so wetticus?

by ClitorisRex July 13, 2017

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1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”

by Worst of the best August 28, 2019

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Wettie

A wettie is short for having a wet dream

Mizzy: Rah I’m pissed off uno, I woke up with a wettie this morning

My bredrin: Say mums? I had one yesterday that’s mad you had one the day after, and yh they’re jarring

by Mizzy_CGK July 6, 2020

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wittishism

A statement or story that has the pattern or structure of a joke or quip but is actually a confirmation of expectation rather than subversion of it.

- /u/WrongYouAreNot

“I identify as an attack helicopter, snowflake!”

“Sorry, sport! That ‘joke’ isn’t really offensive or funny, it just shows that you don’t really understand humor. You’re just appealing to other people who think like you with wittishisms like that.”

by ElliNoriColi May 13, 2021

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