woonee

The piece of a unicorn's horn that comes detatched from the rest of the horn, floating around and stabbing innocent babies, squirrels, and bunnies. If captured, the woonee can be eaten to give the eater the ability to fly, and become magical. If a human is stabbed by a woonee, they will turn into a vacuum cleaner

A person who dedicates their life to capturing woonees is called a zabidifier

Bill: "OMG DUDE YOU'RE FLYING!"
Larry: "YEAH I KNOW! I JUST ATE A WOONEE!!

The population of vacuum cleaners dramatically rose after the woonees infiltrated New york city

by wooneeeater http://flic.kr/p/ July 18, 2011

Wootten

A massive black dick.

She really had no idea the little guy had such a wootten. It made her pussy cringe.

by Meech and Rico April 2, 2007

Pulling A Wooten

Pulling A Wooten (Poo/Ling)(Aye)(Woo/Tem) Verb

1. When you think you are total baller and stand up to 20+ guys at a frat party. When in all of reality of you aren't a total badass and you get shanked by a knife.

2. Getting bsed by a knife.

Zach: Dude did you hear what happened to that kid in Berkeley???
John: No what happened????
Zach: He totally got stabbed at a frat party..
John: Who?...
Zach: Sleek!!!!
John: He totally pulled a fucking Wooten!!!!!!

------------------------------

Sleek: Dude, I got kicked out of the navy. I got them to think I am gay.
Zach: Where are you going to go?
Sleek: Move to Michigan. I'm going to take a train.
John: Be careful down there. You don't want to get bsed like Wooten.
Sleek: Pulling A Wooten is something I wont ever do. I may crash my car on Highway 12 going 70mph and have a 3-Way in a van with " - " but I wont get caught Pulling A Wooten.

by Espostica666 May 30, 2008

joseph wooten

Someone who will bum money from friends or just about do anything for money.

"Did that guy really just do that"
"Yea he is definitely a joseph wooten"

by Gmg1guns March 4, 2017

Hunter Wooten

A Hunter Wooten is usually A Homo who Likes Calling Cameron's Daddy, they can be really cool loving queefs almost everytime, But be careful not to make one mad, it will typically cry or go poopoo.

Woah, is that a Hunter Wooten

by Luna G. xXx May 19, 2020

wootie

a guy has a wootie a girl has a cutie

hi girly! you wanna see my wootie? cause my wootie sure would like to meet your cutie :)

by JynxTheLynx June 5, 2009

wooten

Do something gangly.

When he put his feet up on the handlebars he pulled a wooten.

by benc July 30, 2008