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woodchipper

Any "doggy-style" penetrative sex, anal or vaginal (preferably anal), that is performed on the receiver as they are bent over the toilet vomitting. The effect is enhanced if it is a roaring vomit, and the pelvic thrusts are timed to coincide with each regurgitative evacuation.
Last night, my wife got very drunk and demanded that I make love to her. In the course of doing so, she became very ill, and interrupted our intercourse so she could throw-up. As I was incredibly worked up at this point, I marched right into the bathroom and performed the previosly elusive woodchipper on her as she went about her business. However, it was only vaginal.
by Woody Pase December 1, 2007
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woonah

Putting the pork sword into the woonah.
by lozdawg October 31, 2006
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In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
by Bee M September 20, 2014
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woodchuck pain tolerance

Phenonenom wherein a person can take a fierce beating and continue to function. Is often associated with being a complete woodchuck often possesing retard strength.
Bill has woodchuck pain tolerance - even after Tom smashed a full beer bottle on his forehead he got up and kicked Tom's ass.
by vermontster August 15, 2010
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Tubby Woodchuck

After beating anorexia, this term refers to someone who stands no chance at either attacking or defending Friend. But it is still comical to those around them and frustrating to the Woodchuck. This person is most likely allergic to things such as water, freedom and fade away shots made by awkward basketball players.
After making a near impossible shot, Tubby Woodchuck fall victim to the shouts of BUCKETS!!
by Mart955 June 17, 2010
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wet woodchuck

Slang term for a woman's vagina
She was sending me pictures of her wet woodchuck
by the.methatical.genius January 26, 2015
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reverse woodchuck

When one person goes face first between another’s legs and uses their top teeth to munch their ass.
“Joyce had the perfect teeth to reverse woodchuck Alberto”
by Pancho & Jo May 10, 2019
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