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H-B Woodlawn Program

HB Woodlawn is a very good school, and anyone who slanders them is just jealous. You know that you want to go to our school...
"Eat pie and/or die, fools"
by Maethron April 1, 2005
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The Woodlands

I have read almost all of the posts about this place where I have lived my entire life. So here are some corrections to your "knowledge" about my home:
1. I'm not blond haired and blue eyed, and neither is at least 60% of the girls her.
2. We are not all stoned, all the time. Just because we have money doesn't mean we use drugs, although some do.
3. We have amazing achievements academically, people need to stop saying otherwise.
4. Most teenagers do not have brand new BMWs like some think, just because our parents do doesn't mean they will waste it on us.
5. Car accidents and deaths are NOT the norm, and it is very sad when that occurs.
6. Very few families own two houses. Once again, JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE MONEY DOESN'T MEAN WE JUST THROW IT AROUND WITHOUT EVEN CONSIDERING IT!!!!!!
7. People don't always cheat on there boyfriend/girlfriend and spread rumors and secrets.
8. Most high schoolers are fairly nice and hard working.
Those are just a few responses to the many people who hate the woodlands for no reason. I actually do want to leave this place once I graduate high school, but I don't hate it like people who don't know what they are talking about seem to.
Out of towner:"Everyone student in The Woodlands High School drives BMWs"
Student: "Um... I have a '97 Honda Civic, that I saved up to buy."
Out of towner: "Why? You live in The Woodlands."
Student: " THAT DOESN'T MEAN I GET EVERYTHING I WANT!!!"
by masquerade2365 December 31, 2010
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H-B Woodlawn Program

Best fucking school EVER. Period.
by H-B Woodlawnnnnnn March 31, 2005
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woodland grass

(on the phone)
Chris:Hey man what u up to?

Josh:Smokin the woodland grass bro.
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woolly man meat

A larger cousin of the pube steak.
If you go commando, you're likely to catch your woolly man meat in your zipper.
by sphincterella June 28, 2010
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woolly cottager

A person who meets with others for random acts of wool use, consumption of refreshments and putting the world to rights.
The woolly cottagers will meet on Old Maid's Day for an afternoon of crochet,knitting, chatting and plotting.
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woolly mammuff

A hairy vagina. A fluffy flange. A shaggy clunge. A bushy axe wound. A bewhiskered cunt. Fuzzy Flaps. A furry beaver. A bearded poonani.
"Was it a clean shave, Luke?"
"Nah bruv, it was a woolly mammuff."
by DefoNotRob January 4, 2017
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