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Woobie

A pair of wiggly boobs from weeaboos
You have some nice woobs you woobie
by bigmeatslayer March 4, 2018
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Woobie

Another definition for the streaks of rubber left on the pavement after a car does a street burnout. Usually resulting in long black streaks of rubber and clouds of burning rubber smoke in the air.
John just had his driveway sealed by a professional.

You're going to feel pretty guilty, John, the first time you lay a pair of woobies down that freshly coated driveway, in your 69 Dodge SuperBee 440 blown nitrous 1/4 miler car!
by GrizZzMan June 5, 2018
mugGet the Woobiemug.

stealth woobie

a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.
Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.
by DivineGrace March 29, 2013
mugGet the stealth woobiemug.

woobie

A woobie is a term sometimes used to describe how other people see and treat somebody in their life as their own personal human comforter.
ï'm not going to be their f*cking woobie anymore. I'm sick of being used."

"It's like I'm their woobie, they only want me around when they want comfort."'
by Fulltimesickcuntprincess July 26, 2016
mugGet the woobiemug.

Joobie-Woobie

When shit is real fucked up. Things are not working properly but your're in a goofy mood.
Man our internet connection sure is Joobie-Woobie right now.
by Joobie-Woobie Man October 2, 2024
mugGet the Joobie-Woobiemug.

Woobie

A word used to define a state of being, where you feel somewhat like a giant wobbly bag of emotions. It can be any range of emotions, but generally emotions that are difficult.

Not to be confused with The Woobie type of TV trope or Woobification, describing your state as woobie means you acknowledge the slosh of emotions within yourself.
I am feeling like a big woobie today...
by fruedianslip December 19, 2023
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Woobie

A woobie is your cute significant other
I want to give my woobie a SMOOCH
by Boclate bip bylee April 23, 2021
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