Willa Wonky

You’ve heard of Willy Wonka, now get ready for... Willa Wonky.

Defines a female who is generally “wonky.”

Look at her, she’s definitely Willa Wonky.

by Boioioioioioioi December 24, 2019

Wonky face

An insult girls named Jacqueline use to describe a dude

You’re a wonky face Abraham

by AVG22 November 22, 2018

Wonky Squaw

Pseudonym for wife particularly when behaving irrationally and/or under the influence of hormones.

I'd love to come for a beer but the Wonky Squaw would kill me.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

wonky eye

an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision

I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I'll never be able to drive.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

Wonky Donkey

Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.

He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey

by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021

Tonky Wonky

As opposed to a Tinky Winki, A Tonky Wonky is a huge penis.

Please won't not pull on my Tonky Wonky so hard.
Wow, your Tonky Wonky doesn't want to go there.

by Mcrb April 6, 2007

wonky cracker

a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate

"She is the most incompetent person I've ever worked with; she's such a wonky cracker!"

by Cristos April 26, 2006