winston

can be a sweet heart when its just you and him, but when hes around a bunch of other people he can be a complete asshole. hes charming, sexy, has a nice body, can almost have any girl he wants, amazing at fucking. can be a total bad ass when he wants to be..or at least he thinks he's a bad ass.

krystal:"damn look at that fine ass winston over there!"

jen:"isnt he an asshole to you though?"

krystal:"only when hes around a lot of other people.."

by krissy jem1 May 4, 2010

Winston Marshall

A very fuckable banjo player

"Mmm mmm mmm! I would so make babies with Winston Marshall"

by mrslady June 28, 2012

judy winslowed

v. -To disappear with no reason or explanation.
-To be cut off from a social group/team/family because they are a worthless ass with ugly hair.

Derives from the tv show "Family Matters" in which Judy Winslow mysteriously disappears. No explanation was given, and nobody seemed to really give a shit that she was gone. They just decided she wasn't worth the trouble.
The term "rachel" could also be used to explain someone who also mysteriously disappears and just leaves her kid behind.

Little Girl: "Daddy, howcome all my things are gone and my bedroom is full of your sports memorbilia?"
Father: "Sorry, I just can't deal with your shit anymore, you're being Judy Winslowed."

Boy: "Hey coach, howcome my name is no longer on the roster of the school chess team?"
Coach: "meh, no reason really...it's called being Judy Winslowed, kid, get used to it!

by Judy Winslow May 16, 2006

winston churchill

the man! ceegar-chomping, country-beating, Hitler-dominating badass! the man who saved Britain from a future of camp haircuts and rotten food. and possible buggery. a very tough man who could stand up to anyone and scare them off.

the scene: a dinner party.
*Winston C farts loudly*
Aggrieved Gent: "How dare you pass wind in front of my wife!"
Winst: "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."

by failure33object April 24, 2005

Winston

A duck. The most awesome duck known to man-kind.

"Dude, I saw Winston yesterday!"
"Holy Flying Horses! I gotta get that duck's autograph!"

by Vice Pres of Winston fan club January 22, 2010

winston-salem

A town that can't make up its mind about anything. Home to RJR Tobacco (i.e.: Camels, Pall Malls, Winstons), but has outlawed smoking indoors; home to Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, but has frantically tried to combat obesity. Places to go here are the countless Italian and Asian restaurants, the mall, and Costco. You can't drive 20 miles without seeing a church. Also has a desperate and struggling music scene, which is mainly folk and country, as well as pitiful cover bands, "rappers" who drive beat-up Miadas, and teenage metalcore kids who love Between the Buried and Me but don't live in Greensboro. Most people born here can't wait to leave, but still come back because nowhere else can be this odd.

I'm going back to Winston-Salem tomorrow, I hope I don't get into another fight with a vegan.

I was in Winston-Salem and I nearly hit the Pink Bike Lady.

by 2g3j6e February 24, 2011

wilsoned

To have bad luck; A situation that has ended in the worst possible manner.

When that car took that turn too fast, it flipped into that ditch and really got wilsoned.

I really wilsoned that test and failed.

by davidbarry123 June 11, 2006