Louisiana Windshield Wiper

The act of cumming on someones glasses, and then wiping with your shit covered ass hair

hey i gave dave a louisiana windshield wiper yesterday

by wtfmeinda ass May 22, 2010

brownsville windshield wiper

A sexual act where after performing anal sex on your partner you helicopter your penis on the partner's stomach leaving shit streaks

Eating corn on the cob before sex ruined my plans to give my girlfriend a Brownsville Windshield Wiper

by BrownsvilleBob May 17, 2016

Dirty Windshield Wiper

When a girl gives a guy a hand job and he busts on her hand she proceeds to wipe the cum on the guys face.

Dude, i was getting a great hand job and all of a sudden she gave me a dirty windshield wiper>

by nippleteaser7 May 16, 2010

frosty windshield

when a polar bear craps on your face

things got intense last night, i totally got a frosty windshield

by nickh702 November 3, 2010

New Mexican Windshield Wiper

When you fuck a woman in the vagina then randomly stick it in her ass so she shits all over your chest and then you wipe it off with you penis like a windshield wiper.

Bossman shit on Charlie’s chest then he New Mexican Windshield Wiper to clean it up.

by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021

foggy windshield

This occurs when a guy blows his load on a girl who wears glasses' face, and her glasses become difficult to see through as a result.

Her glasses gave her 20/20 vision, until I gave her a foggy windshield.

by phatt wolf December 7, 2004

Sticky Windshield

When you shoot cum on a persons glasses while they are wearing them, then rub your penis all over them smearing it. Or, while wearing glasses, you go down on a girl and she squirts all over your glasses.

I tried to give make her an Angry Pirate, but instead I gave her a Sticky Windshield.

by Sticky Man August 6, 2012