flying ass wrap

when one runs backwards, jumps in the air and wraps their ass cheeks around another's face as they tackle them to the ground

Shawn gave Nick a flying ass wrap the other day! I couldn't believe it!

by shawnk8e9 May 17, 2010

Weener Wrap

A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice

Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again

by Apollo83 July 13, 2019

Wrap-N-Jack

When you masturbate in the shower while watching porn on your phone wraped in a sandwhich bag.

My wife walked in on me while I was cranking out a Wrap-N-Jack.

by neednottoknow December 13, 2010

wrapping presents

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"

by sanfud n sun April 30, 2006

Bacon Wrap

A) Verb. To take something that is already in a positive state of being and then elevate it to an unprecedented level of excellence by modifying or adding to it.

B) Verb. A deal sweetener.

Andre really bacon wrapped the deal by offering to deliver that muthafucka to LaRon's aunntie's house where he stay at.

The pizza shop hottie really bacon wrapped my order, she hooked it up with a free calzone AND extra ranch sauce.

If the bouncer isn't taking your $20 and is asking for more money, bacon wrap the deal by whispering a haiku in his left ear.

by A1MurderSauce October 6, 2012

shrink wrap a turd

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.

After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.

by wolfbait51 April 9, 2011

Wrap around gagger

When a woman or man is giving you a blow job and you take her hair (if long enough) and tie it around your waist without her knowing. She tries to back off in order to take a breath, but can't. So she gags on your penis.

Someone giving you a blow job and you secretly tie their hair around your waist so they just gag on your penis. Therefore, a wrap around gagger is occurring.

by Machamer October 25, 2010