Skip to main content

Whomping Willow

A violent orgy or sexual party
John So I walked in and my roommate was having a Whomping Willow on my bed!
Zac Better wash your sheets!
by Crider816 July 17, 2011
mugGet the Whomping Willow mug.

Whoring

1. to repeat and revise
2. act like a whore
3. to be fake.
1. Debbie: "I think Britt is rude lately, do you think she's PMSing?"
Ashley to Britt: "Debbie think's your PMSing cause you've been really bitchy lately. But I mean, I don't think you have."
Debbie: "ASHLEY STOP WHORING!"

2. Showing up in shorts that allow your ass to hang out, then acting sluttly around every guy in the room allowing them to think you're whoring and they can get some.

3. Marie drinks all the time.
Chloe: "I think drinking is kinda dumb, yanno?"
Marie: "Oh, ME TOO! I mean, it just wrecks your life. I don't like it when people do that."
Jackie: "Marie... stop whoring. You drink all the time."
by bbedoll jackie. August 3, 2007
mugGet the Whoring mug.

Pussy Whomping

To fuck a woman. Literally to smack ones balls on her pussy while you deep dick her.

Also used to describe something as fun or worthwhile.
Man that was some good chomping, pussy whomping fun!

He whomped her pussy!

Hey girl, you up for some pussy whomping?
by Thlayli February 20, 2003
mugGet the Pussy Whomping mug.

Syllabatic Ass Whooping

A major spank down on your uncooperative kid where every word muttered by the parent (the spanker) is accompanied with a spank to the ass coresponding to the number of syllabils in the word just muttered to the kid (the spankee).
A Syllabatic Ass Whooping done to the sentence "Listen to me. You don't touch the toy at dinner."

(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)

Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).
by bmwgnome June 6, 2010
mugGet the Syllabatic Ass Whooping mug.

whoring around

The act of sleeping with one brother and then being in a relationship with the other brother.
Girl: I slept with your brother all last year.

Guy: Way to be whoring around!

Girl: I have a problem!
by mtiffer August 7, 2014
mugGet the whoring around mug.

Karma Whoring

Stealing an idea/story/picture from someone and posting it on the internet in order to get credit for the discovery. Also known as Karma Stealing.

Etymology- Originated on the aggregator reddit.com, but has since widened to include the stealing/whoring of street credit through all media.
Dammit, Eric, you Karma Whoring son of a bitch, I showed you that story on motherjones, and you posted on Facebook before I did!
by C45 January 21, 2011
mugGet the Karma Whoring mug.

Whoring it out

v.

To ruin what was once good for the purposes of making money. For example, an MMORPG that was once free to play starts charging $20 a month, or a store everyone likes starts charging excessive amounts for its products
That bar used to be good when the old owner was around, but this new guy came and started whoring it out.
by Uncle Monkeyfists August 27, 2008
mugGet the Whoring it out mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email