wompy jawed

a word meaning mis aligned or crooked.

a car has a bent wheel. friend "a" said to friend "b" yo dude look at that car, it got a wompy jawed wheel!

by yo'dude January 21, 2010

whomp whomp

The sound effect made following an utterly disastrous attempt at humor.

Q.What do you call a guy with a bad case of jock-itch?
me. I don't really care
A. A fungi(guy)

ME. WHOMP WHOMP ......kill yourself.

Made Popular by the Infamous Josh Litt after his encounters will a Mr. Bill Roher

by jlitt May 9, 2008

whomph

to eat or to consume either figuratively or literaly any form of flatulance from another person.

"He made me whomph when farted on my head while i was sleeping"

by Dolores Doobie March 28, 2007

Whommy

When a presentation is terrible because no one practiced it beforehand.

That presentation was a whommy.

by rocktone June 13, 2016

whimpy kiddy baby whiner

N. When the level of ones butt hurt reaches critical mass and the idividual whines, cries, or complains uncontrollably in hopes of someone else's simpathy

Stop with the tears, you sound like a whimpy kiddy baby whiner!

by Samsquanch 101 April 26, 2017

whompdoodle

Whomp·doodle
/(h)Wämp~Do͞odl/
adjective\noun \verb
extremely impressive, the very best; inspiring great admiration, Breathtaking, awe-inspiring, magnificent, wonderful, amazing, pure, stunning, staggering, imposing, stirring, impressive; mind-boggling, mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, excellent, marvelous;

adjactive\
"That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, so whompdoodle. The Whompdoodlest of whompdoodles."

noun\

"Of course it's the best, it's Whompdoodle extracts."

verb\
"I'm so Whompdoodled my noodle is about as functional as a balloon poodle."

by Calico hiddenmastermind.com October 3, 2017

Whomp

Take a fat hit from a blunt, joint, vape, anything smokeable.

Yo Landon, whomp my juul
Bro im gonna go whomp it, brb
Holy fuck, I just whomped a 2 gram blunt of Bobby Johnson OG

by Zeepo7 February 4, 2019