Wharffleschlöffe

1) (vb) The act of passing a lethargic hall-walker
2) (n) Someone who does not walk fast, often aggravates those who at stroll at average speeds. Infuriates the speed demons of the sidewalks.

"Dude, Murray Beane is such a wharffleschlöffe."

"Oh my god, yesterday i was behind him on my way to French. I was seriously considering whether or not to break his legs so he would get a wheel chair and move at a normal pace. The wharffleschlöffe bastard."

by Olivia P February 10, 2007

Wharf Rat

1) One who hangs around by the docks and/or helps with shipping via boats.

2) A song by the Grateful Dead

I went to South Port and saw a Wharf Rat.

by PeoplesMind October 12, 2003

Wharf nut

A distinct smell after sex that reminds one of low tide.

Someone comes into a room after a sexual encounter and says, "Man, it smells like a wharf nut in here."

by Erin777 February 14, 2010

wharf net

A net that catches fish or what have you from the ocean.

Smells just like a wharf net in here... like some people just got together and had some low tide smelling sex.

by Dr. Thesaures August 5, 2012

wharrgarble

The sound a dog makes when it gets a mouthful of water due to barking at a sprinkler.

That silly dog keeps making that wharrgarble outside!

by animal, dog, water November 10, 2013

wharf addiction

An addiction to ‘wharf.’ Many people who have tried wharf suffer from wharf addiction, due to it being extremely addicting. People with wharf addiction often feel mentally and physically numb, as well as going through serious frequent withdrawal symptoms

I’ve had a crippling wharf addiction for 8 years of my life now. My family has disowned me.

by Davey Stwida March 23, 2021

wharfing

The 2021 term used to identify the new trend of women going braless in public with absolutely no fucks to give about what others think about it. The term was derived from the bachelorette of all bachelorette parties in Newport, RI.

“To hell with that bra, I’m wharfing it!”

“If you’re wharfing, I’m wharfing too.”

by Nauti In Newport May 16, 2021