fanny whacking

Heterosexual intercourse carried out in the missionary position between 'mutually enthusiastic' partners with sufficient vigour to generate rhythmic, audible impact of scrotum on buttocks.

He gave me such a fanny whacking last night, I bet he makes up some excuse for not cycling to work this week!

by TrevBloke November 6, 2010

White Willy Whacking

When 2 or more guys have a sword fight with their penis'!

Those guys over there were just white willy whacking!!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

chat whacking

The common practice of using chat programs and/or online dating websites for the sole purpose of getting off. Similar to sexting, only using established chat programs or internet sites with profile pics to masturbate.

Wish I had a dollar for every time a guy's tried chat whacking with me online!

by R1KS August 26, 2013

Weed whacking

An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.

Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?

by MegaMarc September 24, 2016

paddle whacking

Masturbatory term.

I saw that tweet from Jessica Alba and just had to start paddle whacking.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

Facebook Whacking

Typing in a random first then second name It's kinda likely that one or more of your friends are friends with this made up name.

Person 1: I'm just facebook whacking Coleen Rooney, three of my friends are friends with her.
Person 2: Ew

by Gemima111 October 21, 2008

Pud Whacking

The art of masterbating.

Hey, guess what? I walked in on Carter pud whacking in the basement of his mom's, boyfriends, grandmas, uncles, aunts house.

Dude, have you see Logan today? No, but I'm sure he is in his room pud whacking.

by BonerDaOne January 20, 2018