Taint weld

The ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the balls to the butthole

His taint weld was irritated because he did'nt shower for 3 days

by stuarthub December 16, 2011

Skeet weld

The act of using ones seminal fluid as an adhesive.

Bro, see that chick over there? Eric told me he skeet welded her to his bed last night.

by Matt_DII August 3, 2016

Beta Welding

When someone skips multiple gym sessions they learn how to beta weld. Only the biggest beta bitches who skip gym can learn this

“Haven’t you had 4 rest days in a row now?”
“Yes I’ve been beta welding”

by Alpha Male/God69 July 1, 2021

Hand Weld

The use of ones hand or hands to merge two objects together.

My bar soap was worn down to nothing so I hand welded it to a new bar of soap.

I hand welded a some pecans and Carmel into a pecan log.

by SPWhite June 9, 2019

soap weld

A soap weld is the product of combining one bar of soap with another with the use of water and hand pressure.

The bar of soap was worn down to a tub skipping stone so I soap welded it to the new bar. Now my showers smell like sandalwood and irish spring.

by FrankThunderdome January 30, 2019

welding midget

A small man welding working for A N Fab.

Did you see that small guy at A an Fab, he is a welding midget

by The UK BIG G June 21, 2018

God's Weld

The seam that travels down the middle of the ballsack and to the asshole.

Dude my gooch has been itching all day!

You're gooch? Man that's God's Weld!

by DatSasquatch January 1, 2022