dinky weineling

A flaccid penis. Characterized by its flopping around if ungirded.

He was streaking in cold weather and everyone saw his dinky weineling.

by Badtoodles May 13, 2010

18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.

l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

Anthony Weiner

To implode spectacularly on the public stage through exposure of surreptitious activity, especially through creeping on the Internet.

Pundit: "That Congressman really pulled an Anthony Weiner, didn't he?"

by arlingtonrap December 9, 2011

Weiner Shot

When someone takes a photo with their cell phone of themself with clothes on or clothes off buy using the reflection of their mirror. "May or may not include junk"

Hey bro, I just saw your facebook page.... sweet weiner shot.

by kelkins June 14, 2011

weinered

To recieve an unrequested photo of a man's genitals
on your electronic messaging device.

"Oh gross!!! That guy I met at speed dating last night just weinered me!

by jsd9632 June 16, 2011

Weiner Cleaner

one who gives head very often

dude i would but that weiner cleaner proley has std's

by cecelia feathers November 5, 2006

weinerdog

A dachshund, either standard or minature. Called weinerdog because of its resemblance to a hotdog or "weiner". This dog was originally bred in Germany to find moles or badgers.

That's an adorable weinerdog walking down the sidewalk!

by Sarah L. February 17, 2005